I think they'd take one look at you -- whether you're male or female! -- and if you're like Samoans I've known, would immediately rethink saying anything to piss you off! The Samoan Fire Dance pretty much indicates all one needs to know about messing with Samoans. Other Polynesian cultures' dances look like little kids playing hopscotch in bunny slippers by comparison. Samoans -- GOOD warriors to have on our side!
The Tongans and Maori dances dont seem that much like kids playing hopscotch...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/60397/all_blacks_vs_tonga_wardance/