Gubermint-types love the Rube Goldberg solutions since they
cost the most and allow for more pork.
(Of course the simplest solution is training and arming some crew members.)
these guys have 2 things going for them in future leftist politics:
from MN and Rube Goldberg experts...
“Ole winners demo Goldberg machine”
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