The robber:
Posted on 04/15/2009 3:45:10 AM PDT by jakerobins
In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.
Attentive Crime Watch readers will need little more than the first paragraph of this post to understand that this bizarre saga was relayed by the intrepid crime hacks over at the web site Life.ru, which, together with newspaper Tvoi Den, is setting the bar extremely high for sensationalist scoops.
According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.
The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.
At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.
Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.
Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.
But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.
(Excerpt) Read more at themoscowtimes.com ...
Need pics of the 28 year old “delicate” hair stylist girl trained in martial arts. The robber probably wasn’t too much opposed to being her sex slave.
The robber:
Hold I while I get my gun. Now what was the address of that salon?
Cindy Adams is known for saying, “Only in America, kids, only in America.” I think this is one of those “Only in Russia kids, only in Russia.”
Why is it that I doubt that the stylist looked anything like Larissa Feodorovna Guishar (Julie Christie), or even Natasha Fatale?
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See post above with pic.
See post 3.
Hmmm....
She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon,” Life.ru reported.
Yep, those crazy Russians...
You said — The robber probably wasn’t too much opposed to being her sex slave.
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Well, then..., he shouldn’t have gone to the police to file charges against her... LOL...
“Gun Control” russian style????
Yeah, this really happened. Sure.
I wonder if he’ll try to rob the same salon again?
Well, talking about gun control..., reminds me of the “south of the border” Second Amendment rights crowd...
MEXICO CITY — A woman was arrested guarding an arsenal that included an anti-aircraft machine gun — the first weapon of its kind seized in Mexico, police said today.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2229294/posts
They do know how to defend their Second Amendment rights down there — even when it’s not in their own Constitution... LOL...
You said — I wonder if he’ll try to rob the same salon again?
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Well..., considering she gave him some money, when she let him go, plus got him some new jeans, I’d say the chances were pretty good...
She said ...
“What a jerk,” Life.ru quoted her as saying. “Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left.”
Just like the Russian surgeons who removed a fir tree from a man’s lungs.
you have to wonder if Rush will include this in his show today or not. Quite amusing.
“When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon,” “
Apparently this hairdresser thought that in being the victim of a break-in, she’d been handed some lemons. So she made lemonade...
Yes, probably has it planned for next Monday, Wednesday, Twice on Thursday.
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