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Mommie’s inherited money is going to have to go to pay for the illegals your daddy and you so love
You might try dating Huffington - or Barney Frank’s sister Ann Rice
You might cut down from a case of Bud a day - your liver is about to clone itself - or is that just baby fat?
One thing that mega-millions obviously will never buy you is brains and the sense to push yourself away from a table at least 5-6-7-8 times a day
Soon you will be competing with Michelle and Hillary for the fastest growing butt in America
Lol, perfect picture of her!!