Love it.
Bo . . . Gus . . . 0bama.
I expect the dog to be kept in a crate near the kitchen so that kitchen staff can take care of him. The only use a Moslem has for a dog is to eat table scraps. Pizza, wagyu beef, sushi is great dog food.
0 has never had a dog, he has no idea what dogs do. Which CIA agent gets to pick up the Dog Crap on the South Lawn? What irreplaceable antique furniture will the dog chew up?
Which White House rug will the dog pee on?