[MuttTheHoople]

Two explanations for this:

-He has more sympathy for those Muslim pirates than he does for our American sailors, and/or

-He's simply a big, fat pu$$y. He makes Jimmy Carter look like Chuck Norris.

[silverleaf]

unfortunately for our shipping interests obama sees these pirates as
a) black muslims
b) fellow africans
c)community organizers
d) wealth redistributors

meanwhile, let there be St Louis pizza at the WH today

[unkus]

No, 0bama makes Woody Allen look like John Wayne.

[swain_forkbeard]

I think Bow-rack O-bow-ma WANTS this to end without any violence from our side to demonstrate to the whole world that the US is now a respectful and docile member of the world community.

[Stormdog]

As I see this there are two options. They call the White House and the Messiah teleports himself to the scene, walks on water, strikes the bad guys blind and rescues the captain.

Or we exchange prisoners. Obama for a real hero. We get our guy back and Barry gets to go home.

[USNBandit]

He makes Jimmy Carter look like Chuck Norris

Pretty gutsy mentioning Jimmy Carter and Chuck Norris in the same sentence. You could get banned. :)