Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Will Obama issue a “strongly worded statement”?
Why yes he will! He will type it in all CAPS and on red construction paper to show that he’s really mad. He may even write it in his native language, Arabic.
He's probably ticked at his relatives trying to mess up his Grand World Tour.
Maybe his friends the rooskies or China will rescue them for us. Or maybe the euros.
No, he will apologize for America being so arrogant as to sail a ship in Islamic waters.
Will Obama issue a “strongly worded statement”?
A strongly worded apology to these feral followers of Muhammad.
He's been apologizing to Europe for weeks so now he's ready to apologize to Africa
Count on Rush Limbaugh to open with this
He loves Somali pirate news and this is the hottest one since Americans got kidnapped
These Americans are very lucky if they aren't already being taken off ship to the slums of Mogadishu (which is 99% slum anyway) to be held for deep ransom
> Will Obama issue a “strongly worded statement”?
Our commie leader will do nothing when what we need is a highly trained team of professional assassins who can free these Americans and exterminate the pirates.