Saying Congress spends like drunken Sailors is an insult to Sailors.
At least Sailors spend their OWN money....
Proving that the author is unfamiliar with contemporary sailors.
As a former drunken sailor, I am getting very tired of this analogy.
- Drunken sailors spend their own money, and
- When they run out, they stop
Off TOTUS he talks like he is half in the bag already. How long before he passes out and gets mugged by the B-girls and their pimps.
Here’s the part of the analogy that holds up, I think:
Like drunken sailors (or any drunken person, military or not), Congress has no idea or clue what they’re spending the money on.
The United States has one. It just won’t be realized until it is too late.
Dschinghis Khan - What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor
Aahh, aahh,...
Aahh, aahh,...
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,
Early in the morning!
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put ‘im in the bilge an’ make ‘im drink it,
Put ‘im in the bilge an’ make ‘im drink it,
Put ‘im in the bilge an’ make ‘im drink it,
Early in the morning!
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put him in a leaky boat and make him bale it,
Put him in a leaky boat and make him bale it,
Put him in a leaky boat and make him bale it,
Early in the morning!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Aahh...!
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Aahh, aahh,...
Aahh, aahh,...
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
What shall we do with the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put out the plug and wet him all over,
Put out the plug and wet him all over,
Put out the plug and wet him all over,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Hooray and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
[repeat chorus]