[Well, maybe, but I’m afraid that at the club meetings when we ask him to pass the salt and pepper he would take an hour and a half to accuse us of not REALLY wanting the salt and pepper, but wanting to cover up the REAL reason we were asking for it and trying to subvert his right to discern whether there is really salt in the salt shaker and pepper in the pepper shaker and whether it would be prudent to fulfill our request or whether it is some kind of trick to make him actually pass the cream and sugar instead, if indeed the cream pitcher actually held cream and the sugar bowl actually held sugar..]
Welll, well, well, greyfoxx. Once again you have posted sacred cult rituals, but this time you’ve given up the rites of the Flying Inmans for all to see! Have you no shame?
Think of the humiliation when our special salt and pepper passing rituals have been exposed to public view. Perhaps we need to start a website to track all those whotell salt and pepper lies about us. And don’t get me started on the cream and sugar.
I see you have much to learn from our mormon FRiends...have you nevah heard of the "abuse" button????
Now I’m worried about what’s going to come out about my underwear. Okay, they’re old man boxers and I pull them up just below my... ahem! nipples