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To: IM2MAD

LOL.

Gigantoprompter?

GOTUS


1,204 posted on 03/24/2009 8:32:51 PM PDT by reagandemocrat (Roe v Wade > Dred Scott)
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To: reagandemocrat

HEADLINE:

Big Screen No More

Big Screen found duct taped, unplugged, but still smoking after being executed with a deliberate high voltage power surge by enraged Twin Teleprompters. The motive appears to
have been insane jealousy.

Teleprompter #1 blurbed that they simply could not take their master’s rejection.

Teleprompter #2 just flashed repeated visuals of crocodile tears.

They were taken into custody by Federal Marshalls but immediately pardoned by the president who said he just could not exist without them.


1,235 posted on 03/24/2009 11:14:36 PM PDT by MestaMachine (From Cogs to Castles...)
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