[Bubba Ho-Tep]

But not a big enough joke for someone to write a poem about. So you win that contest.

[stand watie]

to quote another FReeper, "i believe there's a famous quote that perfectly describes that patch of foolishness."====> "a tale full of sound & fury, told by an idiot, signifying nothing".

fwiw, the CRETIN that wrote your so-called ballad (who is PERMANENTLY banned from FR) is a LITTLE, but not much, more intelligent than you are.

perhaps you should head over to DU & hold hands with him. you two deserve each other.

free dixie,sw