Bowling for Retards (Keith Olbermann stumbles around defending Obama)

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[Maelstorm]

 President on Leno: Bowling Skill...

Nice cover fire Keith! Keep laying it down until Obama is in the high grass then we'll all pretend this never happened.
Count the times Keith says to Craig "What do we do?"
What do you mean by "we" White man?

Nice distraction Craig! It certainly never would of happened on Letterman!

Now let us all imagine for a nanosecond if George W. Bush had made that comment.
Good!
You can all focus on Bush Hate now that your tanks have been re-filled.
Still focusing?
Good!
Now think of all the times Bush was called a "retard".
Good!
Now we're all back into the proper PC focus.

Here is the official Party™ Truth:
That was Obama's evil stunt double, who was hired by Karl Rove.
The real Obama was back in the White House focusing on the economy.
Please fwd memo to Keith.

[Maelstorm]

Keith just can't stop stumbling all over himself.

[sr4402]

Keith is in the Tank for Obama, he's even wet for him.

LOLARMAO

[counterpunch]

[utahagen]

I loved this video because Craig Furgeson seemed genuinely appalled by what Obama said, not just yikes-he-got-caught; rather CF seemed really to think the remark was per se offensive (as opposed to merely politically incorrect).

[SusaninOhio]

Do you mean Obama gets him so excited he wets his pants?

[divine_moment_of_facts]

You know what's going to happen..

Obama our Dolt-In-Chief is going to stage a photo op with Special Olympics bowlers.

The Pod People will be declaring what a compassionate man he is!

[divine_moment_of_facts]

A “I am John Galt” bumper sticker will now get you put on a domestic terrorist list.. er, I mean “ Man-Made-Disastorist” list.

[unkus]

What will happen if you have a ‘F U B 0’ sticker?

[tophat9000]

Keith is in the Tank for Obama

An we are the guy in the white shirt

[alecqss]

Keith just can't stop stumbling all over himself.

Just like the object of his affection himself. Outside the prompters and rehearsed remarks, Obama shows his real colors - and each time, when it happens, it's not pretty.

[Ann Archy]

AMEN! That’s EXACTLY what he’s going to do. He will throw a Bowling Party for Special Olympic kids and he’ll bowl 100 so they can beat him....and the lefts hearts will melt and he will be CROWNED Mr. COMPASSIONATE messsiah by all!!

[GOYAKLA]

It could be called a Wide-on. Or Obie’s reach around(”Platoon?- Full Metal Jacket”)??

[WayneS]

Close, but not quite, I don’t think.

[DManA]

“What’s the difference between a Special Olympics hockey mom and other hockey moms? Nothing.” - Trig Palin’s mom.

[divine_moment_of_facts]

What will happen if you have a ‘F U B 0’ sticker?

I plan on finding out!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

What about a Jane Galt sticker? Would that make me a Woman Made Disasterist? (I have always wanted to belong to a special group).

[Syncro]

I just caught a guy, maybe the President, of The Special Olymics on Fox News a few minutes ago.

It seemed like there is going to be planned a visit with some of the Special Olympic Athletes to the White House.

That's a shame.

These are the type of people that Obama’s position on abortion will eliminate from the earth because they aren't good enough in the eyes of The One and the other leftist liberal abortion supporters.

I imagine there will be a photo op in Nixon's bowling alley in the basement of Obama’s nifty new mansion.

There is no way this can turn out good.

The Special Olympics should say, Thanks but no thanks, Mr. Present.

[Maelstorm]

Obama is an elitist. Liberals mostly are. They are either chronic whiners who use their whining to get what they aren’t willing to get otherwise or elitists. There is not much middle ground. A real disgusting bunch.

[divine_moment_of_facts]

Ooh.. Count me in, too!

[Syncro]

Quite possible as Olbermann is Rachael Maddow in drag.