Moroccan Quakers.
They are the worst kind.
Ahhhh Grasshopper - how little you know of the arcane and deadly ways of the Methodist Ladies’ Auxiliary.
Their brutal exploits at semiannual Neiman-Marcus white sales are the stuff of legend...
And beware their “flying elbow” technique during poultry BOGOs at Publix.
More fearsome and devastating than the Wu-Shu pinky hold.
Doubt not that they were behind this evil plot, for long have they hungered to seize control of the tulip bulb market
One bulb to bring them, one bulb to find them, one bulb to rule them all and at a chicken casserole social bind them.
A.A.C.