You just can’t make this stuff up.
It's true, you can't.
Edward (I would never call such a cowardly scoundrel "Ted") Kennedy has never taken a courageous breath in his miserable, scotch-soaked life.
While I would not wish his brain cancer on him, any sub-human who (apparently) let's a girl drown while his blood alcohol level goes down, is the precise reciprocal of a profile of courage.
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