People, this is not rocket science. Short responses are all the average American can understand.
Anybody out there ever coach Little League, Pop Warner or youth hockey? You know that the way to make the youngsters grasp fundamentals is to communicate with simple sentences of three words or less. You will lose them if you try to explain Newton’s Laws of Physics!
Same situation here. 0bambi lies; call him a liar. The spending is out of control; 0bambi is killing the country. The stock market goes down; 0bambi’s depression.
And then there’s the ever popular:
“Hey, hey, what do you say;
How many lives you ruin today?”
The Goblin Fire has enthralled the developing minds of our children ... the damned television is a flickering programmer of darting consciousness, eschewing contemplation.