You may have meant this as satire and, as such, I certainly appreciate it. Unfortunately, if the usual suspects show up on this thread, they'll swallow it hook, line, and sinker as proof that "atheist" science is hiding things from us.
Here's a rock showing irrefutable proof of a fossilized space alien head:
can i use your comments for the next dinosaur feather thread
I'll admit I was disinclined to believe it was possible until I noted that the proof was presented by the legendary Keith Fitzpatrick-Matthews.
Thank, again.
Lol... 6,000 year old shoes!