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CNN Anchor Can't Tell 'Nuts From .... (can you guess?)
Fox ^ | 3/4/2009 | Fox

Posted on 03/04/2009 7:22:48 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.

The slip-up happened on CNN when anchorwoman Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.

Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."

"Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.

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To: Nervous Tick
Hmm...


41 posted on 03/04/2009 7:45:22 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins (I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

Does she, or doesn’t she? Only her tanning salon knows for sure.

—with apologies to Clairol.


42 posted on 03/04/2009 7:48:44 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Party? I don't have one anymore.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Affirmative in Action.


43 posted on 03/04/2009 7:51:47 AM PST by viking10475
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To: ErnBatavia

“Excuse me Miss, Here’s a napkin. It appears that you have some nuts on your chin.”


44 posted on 03/04/2009 7:55:59 AM PST by highnoon (How come we never hear about Zero's white half?)
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To: Red in Blue PA
"CNN Anchor Can't Tell 'Nuts From .... (can you guess?) Fox ^ | 3/4/2009 | Fox
"A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared. Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."

Tom Jones seen waiting in line for flight attendant job with the airlines.


45 posted on 03/04/2009 7:57:16 AM PST by rangeryder (If a man says something in the woods, is he still wrong?)
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To: Red in Blue PA
"A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights,"

No need to buy them, darling, I'm sure there will be a lot of guys on that flight willing to share.

46 posted on 03/04/2009 8:00:46 AM PST by Natural Law
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To: oyez

“Bagged penis. What’s next?”

Condoms.


47 posted on 03/04/2009 8:02:25 AM PST by maggief
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To: rangeryder

Whole or crushed


48 posted on 03/04/2009 8:04:18 AM PST by myuhaul
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To: maggief
or penis straws ...


49 posted on 03/04/2009 8:04:25 AM PST by maggief
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To: myuhaul

Are they also going to supply Pee Cans


50 posted on 03/04/2009 8:05:45 AM PST by myuhaul
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To: Red in Blue PA

Ahh..steamed with white wine and garlic?

(This is going to be one of those threads isn’t it?)


51 posted on 03/04/2009 8:08:22 AM PST by alarm rider ("We laugh at honor, and are shocked to find traitors in our midst" C.S. Lewis)
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To: ErnBatavia

Great pic, the castle in the background is in Germany.


52 posted on 03/04/2009 8:45:31 AM PST by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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To: Don Corleone

He went to Tech. Everyone knows they have no nuts, penis farmer or not.


53 posted on 03/04/2009 9:46:24 AM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: MyTwoCopperCoins

She’s cute.

Maybe she need man reeelly, reeelly bad.


54 posted on 03/04/2009 9:46:48 AM PST by Levante
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I just knew you’d enjoy the humor of this PING


55 posted on 03/04/2009 10:44:31 AM PST by DeLaine (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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