[Mr. K]

"I love appearing on The View because being with those women makes me feel so YOUNG and PRETTY"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA that's gonna leave a mark

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

After a rant on LBJ:

No wonder the term "Johnson-esque" never really caught on -- (long pregnant pause) -- I mean, except in the adult film industry.

...

It's interesting that Obama's adorers in the press keep comparing him to Lincoln and Reagan. Apparently, they can't think of a Democrat president worthy of being compared to.