Why is this good news?
A Superhero would never permit a foreign individual or state to gain control of my country. Soros and Ahmanutjob are bound to be defeated if they try.
Superheroes are never soft on crime. They believe in justice, and they always get their man (except of course those supervillians who escape to be featured in later episodes. While not captured, they are always soundly defeated).
Best of all, Superheroes never ask for donations from the public they serve. Some are rich philathropists, others have honorable occupations like news reporters, scientists, even pizza deliverymen. They provide their own tools and transportation out of their own pockets (if their supersuits have pockets, that is).
So I can relax in the fact that Barack the Magic Hero (you heard it here first) has my safety and well being in mind. He doesn't want my money. He doesn't need Air Force One. And he's bound to clean up Washington with his keen wit, sage advice and flawless exemplary life.
You think being a news reporter is an honorable occupation? I don’t disagree, but some on here do so vehemently.