What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
Three Indian commandos were out in the Iraqi desert. “I understand that you Indians have brought your own indigenous survival equipment” ventured their captain.
“Sir, I have brought an entire barrel cactus” said the Pima guy proudly. “When I get too hot, I just cut off the top and take a drink.” The captain looked impressed.
Not to be outdone, the Pueblo guy said “ Sir, I have brought the sacred corn pollen. When I get too hot, I pray with it, and then it rains”. The captain looked even more impressed.
Not to be outdone the Pawnee guy said “I brought a car door off a 1959 Chevy Impala”.
“Why would you do that?” the captain asked.
“Well,” said the Pawnee guy “when I get too hot, I just roll down the window”.
Two Cheyenne guys on relocation spied a sign in a cafe window that said “hot-dogs”. Thinking they were some other kind of dogs, they ordered two to go, and went to a park to have lunch. The first Cheyenne guy looked inside his sack, and then threw it down in disgust.
“What part did you get?” asked his buddy.