Armored Polar Bear Brigades Attack!
Armored Polar Bear Brigades Attack!
That poor, poor polar bear, having to be seen in public wearing gold plates. It’s just horribly destructive to the polar bear’s self-esteem.
Which is why I have formed a new activist group:
PoBIDL (Po)lar (B)ear (I)nternational (D)efense (L)eague.
Watch PETA will jump all over this, no doubt.