[CholeraJoe]

I may vomit! The woman who orders room service lobster and champagne at a fancy hotel eats waffles and grits? What a blatant pandering to the black electorate. Pretty soon the electorate won’t be able to afford the electricity to cook those waffles and grits.

[Publius Valerius]

The woman who orders room service lobster and champagne at a fancy hotel eats waffles and grits?

You can't like both? I prefer crab to lobster myself, but that doesn't mean that I don't love Waffle House.

[from occupied ga]

From iowahawk's iodiossey

Here he met Victimia, a long and lanky beauty, whose siren songs of woe bewitched;

They were wed in the screaming gardens of Jeremiad. "O Victimia," he sang, "if I could but bottle thy sob stories, the world would be ours."

"Yes, Obamacles beloved," replied she, "but first let me help you conquer Chicago."

The monsters of Chicago were helpless against the duet's laments and dirges; Like a moth to a flame they proved irresistible, and the strange mutant beasts of this Isle of the Damned soon were transfixed by their enchantments:

It was posted on FR a couple of weeks ago.

[snoringbear]

“What a blatant pandering to the black electorate.”

You must not be from the south. Grits are eaten by all sorts of persuasions here in the south and southwest. Well, I think the demarcation line for automatic serving of grits over hashbrowns as a breakfast side order is about Greenville, Tx. Of course, there is a gray line of about 100 miles each way, east/west where you may get one or the other or be asked for your preference. by the way, I have eaten a lot of breakfasts across this great country and have never seen grits served globbed in the middle of a waffle...

[A. Morgan]

BINGO!

[Beowulf9]

“I may vomit! The woman who orders room service lobster and champagne at a fancy hotel eats waffles and grits? What a blatant pandering to the black electorate. Pretty soon the electorate won’t be able to afford the electricity to cook those waffles and grits.”

Pretty soon the Obama’s will have reduced the blacks back to slavery and they can use a wood burnin’ stove:)

[PeteB570]

You should know that in todays world links grits and blacks is racist.

:-)

[Conscience of a Conservative]

I may vomit! The woman who orders room service lobster and champagne at a fancy hotel eats waffles and grits?

To be fair, that room service story was fake - she wasn't even staying at the hotel where it supposedly took place