[From many - one.]

“Uuuuum... do you even know what the journal Nature is?”

>Yeah, its the second rate backup paper source that sits under the the JC Penny and Sears & Roebuck catalogs in the outhouse.

And the outhouse is also a backup for when outdated plumbing backs up?

I don’t think there’s anything anti-biblical about good quality indoor plumbing.

[whattajoke]

I don’t think there’s anything anti-biblical about good quality indoor plumbing.

Actually, Fichori is being quite biblical with his outhouse:

Deuteronomy 23:12-14 (King James Version)

12Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:

13And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

14For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

Now I wonder if he eats shrimp at cocktail parties, wears wool sweaters, and/or stones the neighborhood kids when they talk back to their parents.