[Mrs. Don-o]

We're now at the point of something-new-every-day serious anti-baby campaigning.

"World Threatened by Babies!"

"Babies are Killing Us!"

"Little Kids Are Destroying the Planet, Maybe the Whole Solar System!"

These anti-baby maniacs are hysterical. In fact, babies are an excellent way to stabilize markets and provide productivity for the future.

They ARE our future.

And they're mighty appealing and add pride and joy to your life.

They inspire love and goodness.

Teach them to plant trees and they'll be net water conservers and ecosystem enrichers. We need more of them who can grow up and apply advanced knowledsge available only to humans, to avert asteroid hits and other mass-extinction events.

Have more kids! Conservers of all species!

For God's Sake! For America's Sake! And for The Planet!

(Mrs. Don-o fans herself briskly.) WHOO! I'm getting blushy.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Ladies, you know what to do. :o)

[Mr. Silverback]

Four is probably it because of my wife's "advanced maternal age" (not my term, the doctor's!) but today my daughter and I discussed possibly putting the following slogan on our family crest. It's the description Morbo the newsmonster offered when he was asked "how's the family?"

"Belligerent and Numerous."