The religion of peace has no hand in this, I’m sure.
Would this perhaps be a good time for all so-equipped FReepers to check their Trijicons and Meprolites? ;)
Really, this Wal-Mart’s fault.
Really, I mean it. Those little old ladies at the exit doors
have got to be taught how to tackle those
thieves instead of...”thanks for shopping Wal-Mart.”