[skeeter]

I don’t blame her. There ain’t enough Fabreze in the world to sit in the same room with that bomb-throwing turd.

[muawiyah]

Possibly a duel could be arranged. The participates are separated at 300 yards. Bill tosses a bomb. Sarah pulls out her Moose Hunting rifle and goes after him.

No doubt who'd win that one.

Bonus, Sarah gets to take a shot at Bernadette, his wife (and a convicted felon).

Or if Sarah can't make it, maybe Todd could take her place, or maybe some of their neighbors. Lots of people out there would like this opportunity. We could run a lottery for that chance right here!