[cotton]

Once upon a time, billions and billions of years ago, there was a rock. And behold, it begin to rain, and in the rain was a little comet dust, and a great puddle formed around the rock, and lightening stuck the rock, and in millions and millions of years the rock, the rain and the comet dust became a prince and a princess and a 747 jet which whisked them off to the castle where they were married and lived until she died in a horrid car crash and he died 14 years later of brain cancer.

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

That was very touching. When we have kids, my wife and I will read that to them after we tuck them in.