[ProtectOurFreedom]

"There aren't going to be any boondoggles. This money will be spent correctly, by the book, with no shortcuts"

-- Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood

Stop It, LaHood. My sides are killing me and I'm gasping for air. When are the magical unicorns and tooth fairies coming?

[Phillipian]

This shows how far we’ve come. Lahood was a republican. Shelby was a democrat. Up is down and down is up.