[anniegetyourgun]

You can still discriminate of the basis of ugly here in the U.S.

[Just another Joe]

How much do they pay and do they give relocation money?

I'm an Aquarian.

[xJones]

As a Leo I can only say, what a treat! A part-time job in an Austrian insurance company. Just between us, who would want that anyway?

[DManA]

Is this a public company you can short?

[max americana]

> ‘A statistical study indicated that almost all of our best employees across Austria have one of the five star signs.

‘We only decided to continue with that system and hire the best workers,’ the spokesman said.

Well, at least they have something to back their claim. Now for the rest of us who are not of the 5 signs, let’s get back to sleeping on our desks and downloading porn.

[Kimmers]

Since I am a Virgo with B- blood (reference to a previous post “In Japan, you are what your blood type is)” I am a loser........ sigh

but there is always hope and change

[KarlInOhio]

'We are looking for people over 20 for part-time jobs in sales and management with the following star signs: Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius, Aries and Leo,'

Your compensation will be determined by tarot cards, your working hours will be picked by spirits contacted with a ouija board, and you better brew a good cup of tea for the bonus committee because they will use the leaves to determine whether you'll be able to buy a new BMW or a 1960s Beetle.

[SoldierDad]

Yippee, I’m qualified to apply.

[mrsmith]

No matter what it takes, some Scorpio will destroy them for this!

[Mad Dawgg]

"We only employ workers born under specific star signs, says insurance company"

Lawyers are rushing to the courthouse now to be the first to file a landmark Zodism Case!

[autumnraine]

My exhusband is an Aries and he is the laziest, good for nothing, work harder to keep from working bum I know.

[RichInOC]

For some reason, this brings back memories of the Mercury Insurance ads from a while back, where the guy’s trying to prove that the company is actually staffed by beings from the planet Mercury.

[montag813]

Cancers are by far the best workers, followed by Virgos and Taurus. Leos? Are they kidding? Clinton, Obama? Aries are all divas.

[lonestar]

I’m an Aries go.

[Revolting cat!]

Well, it is after all the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius!

[conservative cat]

I can apply! (Aries here, as is my mom.) Dad and oldest daughter are Leos.

[a fool in paradise]

Our constitution does not include this as a protected class. You can still discriminate openly against letting Republicans work or lodge someplace (and the angry Left DID discriminate in this manner in 2005).