Your brian is gibberish.
were we anywhere but in the approx center, there should be a blow-by situation, with a denser direction where everything came from, and a less dense direction, where everything is going to.
Looking outward, all thing would be less dense, as inverse to the cube of distance
Too bad for the Big Bandaid people, huh?
brian = brain
Space itself is expanding, which means that every point in the universe can be presented as its center, with every other point rushing away from it.