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To: SwinneySwitch
Just a tip for the ladies, and those FReepers that have children that will grow into ladies:

For some reason, southern men with the middle name "Wayne" seem to account for about 80% of the child molesting perverts and serial killers. I don't know why that is, but it's true.

So if you find yourself involved with a southern man who's middle name is "Wayne", just shift gears and immediately go to Plan B.

34 posted on 01/30/2009 9:48:59 AM PST by willgolfforfood
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To: willgolfforfood
southern men with the middle name "Wayne"

Some morning radio show host used to call it the "Wayne Lee Ray" connection. Every crime in the paper was committed by a guy with one of those middle names.

Variants (DeWayne, Le'ray) were allowed and in fact, encouraged.

One guy in particular that I remember was "Wayne Ray Lee" (not kidding). Poor guy started out with three strikes, he never stood a chance.

63 posted on 01/30/2009 11:02:27 AM PST by wbill
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