Thank you Travis McGee :)
UP!!! i'm one of the top three on our calltree.While calling the folks on my list, I felt like I needed a disclaimer. "If this had been an actual TEOTWAKI event..."
Gave me a good pause to stop and think about what I'd need to do next should things really Hit The Fan.
When I got the call, I was 25 miles from my main gear, had only my cell phone and carry pistol on me, and had just gotten out of a movie with my Wife and Father in Law.
If this had been a real event, I would have been caught completely flat footed.