If you use neetsfoot oil, they end up smelling like a baseball glove.
Then all the sports fanatics come running and end up zombie chow.
This being a bad thing, the neetsfoot oil is locked away.
139 posted on 02/01/2009 6:20:32 AM PST by Darksheare
(Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
140 posted on 02/01/2009 6:21:34 AM PST by Tax-chick
("Even for a thin-skinned solipsistic narcissist, Obama seems a frightful po-faced pill." ~Mark Steyn)