[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

For those who missed the press release out of Atlantic City today:

In honor of our new President, the "Miss Congeniality Award" (given to the "best" loser) has been renamed the "Miss Hope Changey Award."

[randog]

Not quite the change I’d like to believe in.

He's going to rue the day he tattooed "hope" and "change" onto his forehead.