Posted on 01/22/2009 6:53:38 AM PST by MindBender26
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Diane Sawyer Still Obviously Intoxicated
The Inaugural Balls went on all night and it looks like Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer enjoyed the open bars. Thanks, ABC, for not pulling her off the air despite all this slurred nonsense.
Thanks to hero intern Bette Bentley for compiling this wonderful video of America's Drunkest Former Nixon Staffer Journalist mumbling things about children and boots.
CORRECTION, JESUS: Diane Sawyer did not attend a single ball! She was up all night reporting. So they just had her on GMA after a full 24 hours of being on television despite the fact that no news actually happened yesterday, or this morning. It was a sick Jackass-style stunt of some kind we think?
Guilty
THIS IS THE NEW ADMINISTRATION!!!
She Drinkin a 40 wit her homies.....
Blotto
Me too
Seriously, back in the say I’ve stayed up almost entire weekends at conferences and the like, and I didn’t get anywhere close to slurring!
Seriously, back in the day I’ve stayed up almost entire weekends at conferences and the like, and I didn’t get anywhere close to slurring!
Diane will next star in “Intervention.”
She always comes off looking drunk and constipated.
Cold Meds & alcohol?
She is pie-eyed blotto, probably by champagne. No cold meds needed.
I have been awfully goofy before simply from being exhausted - but I think she was way beyond that - it was either some sort of major drugs or she was DRUNK!
I am a woman and I bartended in college and grad school at a very nice banquet hall. She reminds me of those days, women drunk on champagne and acting slutty while their disgusting husbands were hitting on me at the bar (my soon-to-be husband was working right by my side). Later on in a wedding reception would come the inevitable crying jag.
Needless to say, we eloped.
Wife: How could tell the difference?
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