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Helen Thomas has genetic illness
IHateTheMedia.com ^ | 1/21/09 | Jim DeYong

Posted on 01/21/2009 7:21:43 AM PST by slomark

Helen Thomas, the angry old warhorse who has squatted in the front row at every presidential press conference since the Zachary Taylor administration, ‘fessed up to her liberal bias in a Canadian TV interview.

“I’m a liberal,” Thomas admitted, “I was born a liberal. I’ll be one ’til I die. What else should a reporter be when you see so much and when we have such great privilege and access to the truth?”

So Thomas was born that way. She can’t help it. Her blatant liberal bias is genetic. It’s in her DNA. It’s like being left-handed or blue-eyed.

I Hate the Media’s Scientific Advisory Board (a completely unaccredited group with no actual scientific experience) demands that geneticists now attempt to find the genetic link between liberal women and unattractiveness.

(Excerpt) Read more at ihatethemedia.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helenthomas; liberalbias; media; mediabias; nopicturesplease; pravdamedia
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Liberal Bias in the press? No way! LOL!
1 posted on 01/21/2009 7:21:44 AM PST by slomark
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To: slomark

It eventually hits beautiful women.


2 posted on 01/21/2009 7:24:08 AM PST by TommyDale (I) (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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fugly is a genetic disorder.

who knew?


3 posted on 01/21/2009 7:24:13 AM PST by woollyone ("When the tide is low, even a shrimp has its own puddle." - Vance Havner)
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the angry old warthorse who has squatted like a toad in the front row at every presidential press conference

Fixed it.

4 posted on 01/21/2009 7:24:41 AM PST by ponygirl
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To: slomark

Oh, this has potential.


5 posted on 01/21/2009 7:25:06 AM PST by NeoCaveman (I'm a RINO, he's a RINO, wouldn't you like to be a RINO too...)
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To: slomark
“I was born a liberal.

Everyone is born a liberal. Helpless, demanding, screaming, crying and completely unable to control even the simplest of bodily functions. Most grow out of it quickly.

6 posted on 01/21/2009 7:27:21 AM PST by KarlInOhio (On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
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To: ponygirl

Careful, you are talking about Jabba’s mom.


7 posted on 01/21/2009 7:27:23 AM PST by Nagual
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To: slomark

Helen is the victim of a self-inflicted mental disorder.


8 posted on 01/21/2009 7:27:36 AM PST by PGalt
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Everyone is born a liberal. Helpless, demanding, screaming, crying and completely unable to control even the simplest of bodily functions. Most grow out of it quickly.

Well-stated. Those that don't continue to whine & demand.

9 posted on 01/21/2009 7:30:06 AM PST by PGalt
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To: slomark
She suffers from Ed Zachary Disease.
11 posted on 01/21/2009 7:31:22 AM PST by r9etb
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Good thing I was sitting down when I read this. I coulda hurt myself...


12 posted on 01/21/2009 7:31:46 AM PST by LearnsFromMistakes
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To: KarlInOhio
Everyone is born a liberal. Helpless, demanding, screaming, crying and completely unable to control even the simplest of bodily functions.

If FR had a "Quote of the Day" award, your post would be running at the top by far. Excellent summation of what constitutes being a liberal,

13 posted on 01/21/2009 7:31:48 AM PST by Bob
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Helen Thomas has genetic illness

I don't think having a siamese twin's butt affixed to one's face is a genetic illness.

14 posted on 01/21/2009 7:31:58 AM PST by dirtboy
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IBHTP!


15 posted on 01/21/2009 7:33:30 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (INGSOC starts 1.20.09)
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Helen: “I've never been accused of bias in my copy.”

You Stupid Bitch!

16 posted on 01/21/2009 7:34:57 AM PST by TexasCajun
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This quote is telling:

“What else [but a liberal] should a reporter be when you see so much and when we have such great privilege and access to the truth?”

One HAS to be an elitist to be a Leftist. In their twisted world, those who do not share their views are by definition stupid and/or ill-informed.

Being confident of one’s opinions comes from being committed to finding the truth and to have the humility to recognize that your perception is fallible and your knowledge is finite. Therefore, your conclusions are always subject to revision.

Being opinionated comes from a self-delusional belief that you are somehow Blessed with an innate ability to perceive a Truth that requires little if any research and is not amenable to review.

Logic, facts and reason thus cannot penetrate the mindset of the Philosopher Kings of the Left.


17 posted on 01/21/2009 7:35:36 AM PST by walford (http://the-big-pic.org)
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Helen Thomas, believe it or not, was born to Middle Eastern parents—Syrian or Lebanese (Danny Thomas connection?) I believe...this might explain her anti-Israeli, anti-U.S. bias on behalf of Arabs.


18 posted on 01/21/2009 7:35:44 AM PST by meandog (The two named Bush get the bird from this hand!)
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Helen Thomas is liberal? NOOOOO!!!!!!! I never saw that coming. Well I hope her new affliction is curable and she can return to her former healthy conservative self.


19 posted on 01/21/2009 7:35:44 AM PST by Blue Highway
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To: PGalt

Winston Churchill: “Anyone who isn’t a liberal at 18 doesn’t have a heart, anyone who is a conservative after 30 doesn’t have a brain.”


20 posted on 01/21/2009 7:37:00 AM PST by traderrob6
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