[snarks_when_bored]

Robert Byrd Rushed Out of Statuary Hall

Quick! Find something in West Virginia that doesn't already have his name on it and re-name it after him. That'll revive him.

Oh, you couldn't find anything in West Virginia that doesn't already have his name on it? Oops.

[muawiyah]

Diane Feinstein just said "We're running out of time". Could the AlQaida attack be imminent?

POh, heavens.