[Go Gordon]

I have a better offer. I’m going to watch paint dry.

[Cloverfarm]

“... watching paint dry.”

Ditto.

Major housework scheduled for Tuesday.

[Gabz]

I have a better offer. I’m going to watch paint dry.

LOL! That is exactly what I'll be doing tomorrow --- I'm repainting my kitchen!

[windsorknot]

I have a better offer. I’m going to watch paint dry.

I plan to drop some ice cubes in a glass and watch them melt.