"Ach der lieber.....Kaleefurrneeah bankrupt? Duz dat mean
I gotda chainch my plans abat runnin for prezeedunt?"
" Chonny and Wooty, you two RINOS bettah make udder plans.
Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are pure crapola."
" Ai hear RINOS kin get jobs as Val-Mart greeters, Home Depot paint mixers
unt McD's ketchop pumpers, or vaiters at Ved Lopstah."
"Ai kiss anyboty's tookus to gets dah money to bailout Kaleefurnia. Mebee Ai
trow Maria off dah ski livt at Sun Valley. Ai getda nashynal symputty ven
anodder Kennedee goes kaput."