Be of good cheer, FRiends. Being the MYTHSIAH ( I am claiming that one here and now for my own—lol), he only needs on dollar (he'll probably want to use a Five, so he can keep with the Lincoln theme) to cover the cost of his pah-TAY.
He'll just hold it over his head, say a few words, rip it in half, and everyone will get some until he's handed out enough to cover the tab; then he'll pass that hat, count Count DeMonet, and go on an alphabet network to tell the world what generous and civic-minded followers are his sheeps.
“on?” Nuts.
“One” dollar. He only need one: YOURS.