Just cut to the chase and set up a golden calf.
Yup, it’s TEC - The Episcopal Church.
FWIW, TEC is not even close to being alone in its adulation of The 0ne... It's just that the Episcopal tradition lends itself to pageantry in a way that almost no other denomination can match.
That's why, when it comes time for a Big Service of any sort, you're most likely going to see something Episcopalian.