(My “straight up” to Hussein.)
I will laugh at every stumble you make, applaud your mistakes and cheer your enemies. I want you to spend the next four years cowering in a corner while our economy crashes and burns and our enemies kick your arse. I want you to leave office a broken man. And I want every disloyal “American” who voted for you to share your pain. You all poisoned the well for the last eight years, and I want you to choke on it now. *No* bipartisanship, *no *compromise, *no* surrender *
I will create doubt about you in every conversation. I will question your judgment. Support your opponents. Ridicule your errors. Mitigate your successes with suggestion of unintended consequences. Refuse to praise your work. Challenge your advocates when they advocate; I will not let them own the conversation.
I will give you the same respect you gave last President of the United States, our missions in two war theaters, and our military.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Sounds like a plan...
LOL. Mine would be similar. But I would preface it with what he could do:
Cut taxes, reduce regulation and the size of government, abandon bailouts and Keynesian policy, end your alliances with unions and left-wing radical groups...
then, “if not”...what you wrote.
DITTO.