So we now have our first BACKWARDS-HAT President

[Texas_shutterbug]

Sorry for questioning the wrong guy. :)

[humblegunner]

I am the one that scapes our land.

You had a shot at some help last night, but he got banned. Again.

[DejaJude]

No problem. BTW, I’m a gal. :-)

[eastforker]

So you the scaper eh? It is official as of today, I have an additional 1 and 1/2 acres that needs scapin, interested?? I promise I won’t say nothin if you wear your hat backwards and I’ll see if Jesus is available to help.

[TheMom]

Congrats on the new purchase!

These days I do good to scape my little slice of Heaven.

[eastforker]

Yhank you, been waiting for 15 years to get that little parcel, now I gotta clear it.

[humblegunner]

been waiting for 15 years to get that little parcel, now I gotta clear it.

I got a chainsaw, a 20-year-old Chevy and explosives.

You say when and I'll put on my backwards hat and we'll get-er-done.

[eastforker]

Looking to get an Ike special on a chainsaw.There was a 28” Stihl on craigslist the otherday. Looks like I go back to work on the 6th doing 7 - 12’s for about 6-8 weeks, maybe then and I’ll buy the beer, maybe cook some meat and invite all the other tards for an evening feast! But, only if they agree to wear their hat backwards and if any women are involved,they can wear their bikinis backwards as a sign of solidarity!

[humblegunner]

Sweet!

I’m there.

Angus MacDog wants to help, too.

[Squantos]

LOL...... Hope ya get a pay raise Mom ! Lord knows ya earned it !

[eastforker]

We went to close at Stewart title down on Post Oak today. I took Mrs. Eastie to lunch at Cafe Annie. I was wearing slacks and a loud lime green T shirt, her a blouse and blue jeans. You shoulda seen the looks on some of the people faces when we walked in. When we sat down I could tell some of the patrons would think we might walk out when the menu’s came but, the waiter never blinked an eye. Mrs. Eastie had the salmon and I the steak, the food was wonderful and for desert she had flan and I had berry cobbler. The service was superb but some here like some of the patrons thought our IQ might be to low to enjoy an establishment like that. Our waiter recieved a generous tip for a job well done and for not judging us for our attire. Man you gotta see this lime green T shirt! LOL.

[DejaJude]

I am the one that scapes our land.

We used to own 10 acres in the California desert. To clear our land, all we needed was a railroad tie behind a pickup. What does it take it Texas?

[DejaJude]

I’m sure in homage to Obama and to mainstream black anti-culture the St. Louis Post-Dispatch has changed the name of it’s “Cars” section to “Rides” I predict the next changes to be “Cribs” for “Homes”, “Adz” for “Classified”, “Hoops n Stuff”, for “Sports”, “The Hood” for “Metro”. and “WhiteyNewz” for the Front Page.

OK, that there is funny.

[TheMom]

At home it takes a push mower & weed eater, our yard is not that large. At our place down south I use a riding lawn mower (and I wear my hat backwards while mowing).

[bobbyd]

Wrong.

Again.

[Allegra]

This thread is

Undead.

[Allegra]

Yep - FR has really improved since Barry got elected /sarc

Yep. Same pusillanimous pismires, different administration coming in. :-P

[Allegra]

I think Jesus would frown on making yourself look absolutely stupid in his and others eyes by walking around with either your head on or your hat on backwards as some kind of kinship to other like minded wannabe rebels.

Dude. That's over the top sanctimonious. There are many reasons why someone might wear a hat with the bill facing to the back. You're elevating yourself to a pretty high position here, aren't you? Personally, I wouldn't presume to speak for Jesus. Especially as regards individuals I don't even know personally.

[Squantos]

Yeah .....what you said !!

[mojitojoe]

Bookmarked to read later. Too funny, my sides are killing me from laughing. LOL