GET OFF THE STREETS, YOU MORONS!
There should be one "Run Over A Bicyclist Day" per year.
(and I don't mean kids so lighten up, i mean yogurt eating %$%*ing yuppies)
There should be a "Pull the ignorant little hick yelling 'get on the sidewalk' from the protection of his Ford pickup, and beat the little coward senseless with your bare hands" day per week.