“When you put on the Santa suit, spark up the flamethrower and start shooting children in the face, setting in motion an event that culminates in a blood-soaked inferno, you’ve pretty much nullified the “feel sorry for me because I got screwed in the divorce” argument.”
Indeed.
The $17 grand and plane tickets don’t help his case either.
I’m wondering if maybe brother is very thankful he didn’t happen to be home?
My first thought is that a guy driving those vehicles isn't likely to go broke over a $10,000 settlement.
My second thought is that those are sort of "in your face" vehicles. Remember the commercials marketing the Hummer with those "when you drive this, you don't have to take any crap off anybody and you won't be a wimp anymore" scenarios?