[An Old Man]

Next year, no matter the economy, Holiday sales will be far and beyond the bestest in all the history of mankind foreverandever Oh-bama!

Well, they darn well better be considering all this stimulus stuff he is gonna do.

By the way, what ya gonna do with your free money when if ya get it?

[RipSawyer]

This fellow who claimed to be from Muskogee, Oklahoma must have anticipated Obama long ago because he laid out the following plan for all that free money, I plan to follow his advice as follows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_2UScthu6Q
I suggest we all follow this plan, it sounds great.