Well, you could do what a lot of other suckers are doing and buy T-Bills with 0% yields. Lending your money to the same idiots who caused this problem for a zero rate of return is now being called 'safety'.
It's bizarre.
Or you could take the cash, lock it in your safe, and watch as deflation temporarily increases your purchasing power.
Personally I think the currency of the future will be the calorie. That's where I'm investing the Lurker family fortune.
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I'm betting more on hard liquor, cigarettes, and gold coins.