Should be Obama tipped off by Fitz.
ONCE upon a time there was little boy.
The boy baited a trap to catch a rat.
The boy caught a couple of mice who nibbled at the bait but not a rat.
The boy baited the trap again.
The boy hid in the bushes and waited for the rat.
The boy heard something coming and peeked through the bushes.
The boy saw a BIG skunk headed straight for the trap.
The boy did NOT want to catch the BIG skunk because the boy knew he’d get BIG skunk sprayed and that stink takes a long, long time to wear off, and nobody is your friend after you get BIG skunk sprayed.
The boy jumped out of the bushes and yelled, “HEY BIG SKUNK! STOP! IT’S A TRAP! STOP! IT’S A TRAP!””
The skunk stopped and turned his raised tail to the boy, just to make sure the boy understood that he was very close to being BIG skunk sprayed and still could get BIG skunk sprayed at any time.
The BIG skunk walked away.
The boy came home and told his family that he didn’t catch anything, and they all had mashed potatoes and meatloaf for dinner.
The end.