I just have to get this prostate business out of my mind or I’m going to crack up (or throw up) if my husband turns up acting affectionate. Sheesh.
>>I just have to get this prostate business out of my mind or I’m going to crack up (or throw up) if my husband turns up acting affectionate. Sheesh.<<
This one is easy. Just tell him you are concerned about the health of his prostate and you know of a way to ensure his continued health.
Once he finds out the recommended prescription, he will be very happy.
He’ll love it. I’m not kidding. The key is the delivery. You have to show obviously feigned “serious concern”.
Wearing one of those nurse outfits from Victorias Secret might help too...