FReeper Canteen~Christmas Music Dedication~20 Dec 08

Merry Christmas Troops!! | Canteen Elves

[Lady Jag]

 

Lady Jag’s Personal Horrorscope   for Saturday, December 20, 2008    He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

While poring over some old historical documents, you will discover that the Norman invasion was actually supposed to be the "Bob" invasion, but Norman stole the credit for it. Sadly, it will turn out to be too late to change it now.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Excellent day to tell everyone you know that a "horsepower" is a unit of power equal to 746 watts in the U.S., but which is not quite equivalent to the English horsepower, which is 550 foot-pounds of work per second. Once their eyes glaze over, you can borrow money from them without them even fully realizing it.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You will be overly impressed by a commercial for a golf club, which describes it as a "weapon of incredible range and power." You will make people nervous by referring to your pencil as "a weapon of incredible pointyness and surprise."

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Good day to bring donuts to a meeting. Later, ask people how their diets are going.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

A huge red balloon will float by you, today, being pursued by a small person of the French persuasion, and a film crew. If you wish to cause cross-cultural mirth, cross your eyes, talk in a high pitched voice, and whack yourself in the head with a baguette. Otherwise, don't.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Today you will lose all self-control. You'll find it again tomorrow, though -- it just rolled under the couch.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

You will discover a large deposit of gold, when you're out on a stroll. Unfortunately, wealth will not make you happy.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Your ancestors were berserkers -- feared warriors who attacked without fear or common sense. You will soon enter the same state of mind, and when you finally "snap out of it", you will find an enormous pile of peeled potatoes and family members edging towards the door.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Time to look for a new job. You should be able to find work as a surgical assistant. And stop worrying so much! Everyone else lies about their background, too.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

You didn't sleep well, last night. You won't sleep well, tonight. In fact, chances are very good that you'll be tired and cranky for the rest of your life. Try to think of this as an opportunity to grow, spiritually.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Today you will discover Pablo Picasso's secret. He didn't deliberately invent cubist art. He just liked painting accident victims.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You will find that it is true - everything is better with the addition of either chocolate or garlic (but not both). Well, except for running shoes, that is.

[aruanan]

Remember, the whole scheme’s more than one entire house out of synch. Whatever it is, it can’t possibly have anything to do with the stars under which one was born since that would be possible only if one had been born close to 600 BC. And having a cartoon cat wagging its ass at me can’t change matters of astronomical fact.

[Lady Jag]

You’re scared of your Horrorscope, aren’t you.

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Good afternoon, L.J. How’s it going?

[Kirkwood]

[Allegra]

Philly-d-kidder and me in Kuwait yesterday. We had a very nice get-together. I'm back in Baghdad now.

[fatima]

Wow,What a great picture:)

[Lady Jag]

[Captain Beyond]

Sorry to hear Johnny is in ill health. I got to see him several times and it was always a sonic good time. Hope he gets well and plays on.

[mylife]

Very cool!

I am glad you were able to meet!

[Kirkwood]

[Randy Larsen]

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
Music posted for your enjoyment. Thank you for serving our country.

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

**AC/DC ~ Hells Bells**

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[Randy Larsen]

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
Music posted for your enjoyment. Thank you for serving our country.

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

**AC/DC ~ Are You Ready**

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[E.G.C.]

Music bumps for posts 572 and 573.

Good afternoon, Randy. How's it going?

[Randy Larsen]

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
Music posted for your enjoyment. Thank you for serving our country.

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

**AC/DC ~ That's The Way**

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[Randy Larsen]

Doing great, just finished my Christmas shopping!

Now I’m ready to play some music.

How ‘bout you?

[Randy Larsen]

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
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HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

**AC/DC ~ High Voltage**

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[Lady Jag]

Winter snow brings us closer.

[Professional Engineer]

OUTSTANDING!

Thank you sir.

[Randy Larsen]

Welcome Troops, Veterans, Families, and Allies!
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HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

**AC/DC ~ You Shook Me All Night Long**

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